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Consultants at work were specialists not only for work. The ladies gave me tutorials of how to catch the right fish.
1. Never say you know how to cook.
2. Never say you know how to massage.
3. Never say you know how to clean.
4. Always have the fish pay for you cuz' you are a divine delicacy from the exquisite and rich high quality J islands.
Because, once you do any of the above the fish will make you bait not mate.

I wished I knew them a little earlier...hard lessons learned...I am an exotic delicacy that should not be easily caught...