japlish or engrish ... it don't make sense

So, I went to the japanese 99 cent store and got myself a toothbrush and a trash can. The design was really cute but the english on the can just made me ..... laugh..

it says: You have to get ready all the times to get her love ..... um.... yeah....

It's in engrish!!!!

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